I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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