is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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