Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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