I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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