He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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