I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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