no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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