i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I deserve this hangover.
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