no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
how drunk are you?
Several
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
