the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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