it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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