do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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