so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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