You're my little dorito
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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