yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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