Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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