Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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