idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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