plz talk dirty to me
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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