Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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