that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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