I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Just invented taco cereal.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
