You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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