STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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