Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
i think my cat just said my name.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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