It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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