I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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