You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
