no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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