after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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