what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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