shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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