just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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