in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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