i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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