the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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