Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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