You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Just high enough for therapy.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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