You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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