i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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