i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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