So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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