Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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