He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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