did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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