after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
bring money and cleavage
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
please don't ironically join a cult
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