I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Randomize
