He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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