super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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