i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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