you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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