You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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